Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up…


May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?


‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?


There is an amazing right point break in Montanita, Ecuador.  

This world class surf wave rolls by a spectacular cliff with a phallic looking brown protrusion pointing toward the sky. Upon the bluff sits a futuristic Jetson style mansion.

We would just like the owners of this house to know that Sprinter Life is living right down the beach at the Esperanto hostel.

We are ready for a dinner invitation, and we are prepared to come early for sunset happy hour.


Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up.




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  1. LMAO!!! i hope you find the owner i want to see inside!

    • I may be mistaken, but the property pictured belongs to a church, not an obnoxious Texan…. Not that there aren’t more than a few here in Ecuador.

  2. best post yet

    • Hey bro, whats the word from Australia? You in school right now? When is your next surf vacation? We’ll moving on to Northern peru soon. you know whats there right? Chicama. I know you like to go left, come visit! TREE

      • Tree, I am going well, the depths of winter are now finally over for me which is good news. Slowly motoring through another semester of uni (almost there). Then I am off to bali after exams for a fortnight of fun and sun, so that is the next trip. Then when I finish uni (middle of next year) that is when the big trip will happen. Peru is highest on the list of places to go.

  3. HAHA, you’ll never get that invite bro. its probably some wanker from Texas.

  4. Yupper,
    Looks like a cool place to hang out for the evening.
    Do let us know when you get an invite and what was served.
    Looks like you two are having a grand time!
    John D. Wilson

  5. May it’s Eminem. Does he surf? Na


  6. In.
    Let me know when.
    Little Lava

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